Supporters Of Every Political Party Confirm Satire Is Only Funny When It Targets Someone Else
National, Labour, Green, NZ First and ACT voters have united to demand equal treatment, provided their own party receives none of it.
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All the latest fictional developments from the Herald satire desk, written for entertainment.
Chinese Missile Was Originally Destined For Palmy
A Chinese missile launched over the Pacific today was actually meant to obliterate Palmerston North
Australian Government Confirms New Zealand Annexation Plans Halted After Someone Mentioned Palmerston North
Officials say the plan was viable until the Manawatū clause was discovered.
Luxon Unveils $186 Note to Celebrate "How Far We've Come"
Prime Minister says the new commemorative banknote honours 186 years since the Treaty of Waitangi by placing himself directly on top of it.
Mayor Plays Peekaboo, Police Declare Him Missing
“One minute there, next minute gone,” say officials after mayor covers eyes for more than four seconds
Grant Smith Alleged to Have Finally Done Some Work After 10 Years
A stunned city asks whether this is the start of a bold new era, or just a council meeting gone horribly right.